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Team Archive - Chronicles of a Boob

  • Chymera

    By Karen McBoob on April 12, 2017
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    Karen’s Note:  Chymera is zen as fuck even though she lost all her legs in a freak safari accident involving a giraffe. She had that long-necked fucker stuffed, and now sits on it like a boss. (I love that yin and yang face.)
  • Khaleesi

    By Karen McBoob on February 22, 2017
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      Karen’s note: Khaleesi loves high adventure and sailing over kitchen counters in determined purrsuit of the ever elusive … tuna-fish.
  • Elliot

    By Karen McBoob on June 10, 2016
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      Karen’s Note: Elliot is in jail for stealing from Mr. McGregor’s Garden. Mr. McGregor is a dick.
  • Mena

    By Karen McBoob on June 10, 2016
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    She’s 19+ and has sent two techs to the ER. She clawed them. She’s little tiny (6lbs) and they think she’s a kitten so they get in her face. KERPOW! She’s got a RED folder at the vet for a reason. (It means she’s goddamn hostile.)   Karen’s Note: Mena? More like mean-ah … amirite? No, she’s a beautiful grrrl. […]
  • Percy

    By Karen McBoob on June 10, 2016
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    Here’s Percy. Yes, he is judging. Karen’s Note: Percy iz not shure he heardz you right. You did say you lurved his whiskers, correct?
  • Jefferson

    By Karen McBoob on June 10, 2016
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    Karen’s Note: Jefferson gotz trapped between two pillowz. Pleaz send halp!
  • Athena

    By Karen McBoob on June 10, 2016
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    Karen’s Note: Athena iz so beautiful, The Who wrote a song about her. She’s just a girl, she’s a bomb.
  • Shake

    By Karen McBoob on June 10, 2016
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    Karen’s Note: Shake has a very nice booty. Shake your booty, Shake.
  • Sammy Davis, Niblik & Mashie

    By Karen McBoob on June 10, 2016
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    Karen’s Note: I’m not sure how Sammy Davis lost his eye, but if I had to guess, it was Niblik or Mashie.
  • Gertrude

    By Karen McBoob on June 10, 2016
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    Gertrude the (mini) wonder wiener. Karen’s Note: Gertrude likes long walks. And long naps. And well, anything long really. Cute pluppetty.