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  • Shitty Adventures in Cooking – Pineapple What the Fuck Cake

    So I tried (failed) to bake a Pineapple Upside Down Cake the other day.     At the end of the baking time, I did the old ‘stick-a-toothpick-in-the-middle test’ before I took it out. I did this not because I’m a baking savant, who knew about the magical qualities of toothpicks and their ability to discern exactly when a cake

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  • The Ice Box Challenge

    By Karen McBoob on June 24, 2015 in Blog, Featured Articles, Humor

    So about a year ago my Aunt, who lives in Scotland, sent me a video of my cousin Ben and his two older boys doing the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge. I showed the video to Lola to see if she could understand what the fuck they were saying (gerdamned Scots bootcherin’ the Queen’s Anglish). She said, “I’m not sure what they were saying,

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  • Another Spring, Another Murder

    By Karen McBoob on June 22, 2015 in Blog, Dogs, Humor

    It happens every year. Every spring to be exact. I’ve started referring to it as the killing season. (Well, this is the first time I’ve referred to it as the killing season, so starting now, Spring shall be called “The Killing Season”). It’s always a time of carnage, when innocents are slain, and dead bodies pile up. I wish it

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  • Should I worry about this?

    By Karen McBoob on May 21, 2015 in Blog, Featured Articles, Humor

    I get these tiny blisters on the sides of my fingers, but only when I worry. Should I be worried? I asked Google, but I couldn’t find any answers that seemed to pertain to me. Oddly, Google responded with a lot of irrelevant articles about cold sores and STDs, and some very frightening pictures under an image search for “worry blisters on my

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